Funny Secret Santa Gift Ideas

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Funny Secret Santa Gift Ideas

During the holidays, gift-giving becomes a full-blown, Olympic sport. It’s a serious event, so it’s a good thing Secret Santa exchanges give everyone a chance to lighten up a bit and give everyone a good laugh. Whether it’s for the animal lover in your life or yourcoworker, these gifts are sure to tickle a few funny bones.

For The Bacon-Obsessed

Among the foodies in our circles, there’s always one bacon aficionado, who, is sure to get a good belly laugh from Fifty Shades of Bacon by Benjamin Myhre and Jenna Johnson. This hilarious cookbook is filled with recipes that include everything from bacon ice cream to bacon cupcake martinis. Then, of course, make sure to follow it up with a tube of Mr. Bacon’s Bacon Flavored Toothpaste, so they can continue to savor the taste of their favorite smoked snack well after meal-time, and, of course, “practice oral hygiene while satisfying cured meat cravings.” The icing on the Christmas cookie in this department, however, is the extra manly, Bacon-Scented Mustache, which is a perfect addition to any meat-themed, Secret Santa sampler.

For The Cat Lover

The Secret Santa with one, or two (or three) feline friends at home will get kick out of this Crazy Cat Lady Action figure, which, complete with six, poseable cats, pink bathrobe and crazy cat lady quiz to boot, promises to be a “purrrr-fectly hiss-terical” gag gift for your holiday exchanges.

Dominate round two of this year’s “Secret Santa Cat edition” with the board game Cat-Opoly… since all cat lovers know without a doubt felines will one day rule the world. Really though, the best thing you can do for any cat lover, is allowing them to unleash their inner kitty cat while enjoying a morning cup of coffee. This glass Cartoon Cat Cup from Zakka Mart does just that; however, if coffee isn’t really their thing, it would still make a pretty cute wine mug.

For Those Who Enjoy Cozy Comforts

The winter season is all about being warm and comfy, so there’s really nothing better for the couch-loving homebody than receiving a brand new pair of Christmas pajamas. After all, ‘tis the season for comfort and joy, and these tick off both boxes. Round out this year’s exchange with a pair of sarcastic socks. Blue Q has a variety of messages to choose from to keep the holiday season abundant with warm feet and dry wit.

For The Scrooges

There is always one or two people on the holiday gift list that are impossible to surprise. However, even the most miserly of the bunch can’t resist cracking a smile when it comes to a Unicorn Shower Cap, complete with rainbow mane and signature horn. Make a bath set of it, and pair it with cozy bath products from Barefoot Venus, because really, it doesn’t get more magical than donning a unicorn cap whilst soaking in a tub of mustard seed powder and rosemary essential oil.

For The Fidgety

These are for the people that can’t sit the still — for the coworker who’s a constant knee-jiggler or the friend who has to be doing something. The Stephie Fidget Toy was made for this very person, keeping both the mind and hands active with two, intertwined keyrings and silicone accents for “added touchability.” Meanwhile, the Basketcase Game, comprised of a wearable basketball hoop and accompanying mini basketballs, provides wearable entertainment that engages all within a jumpshot’s reach.

Finding great Christmas gift ideas for a Secret Santa party shouldn’t induce stress. Use this list and find a crowdpleaser that everyone will envy.


Alex is a full time consultant with 10+ years experience in the wine & spirits + consumer packaged goods industries. He is not a professional bartender, but is BarSmarts certified and makes a mean caipirinha. When not writing, Alex can be found traveling, spending time with his family, or bar hopping.

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