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Super Bowl XLIX: The Unofficial Super Bowl Drinking Game

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Who doesn’t love drinking games? People under 21 that’s who, so stop reading here if you’re under 21 nd stumbled on this post…

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Ok, now for the rest of you, it’s Superbowl Sunday and millions of people around he country will have their eyes glued to what might be the best Super Bowl matchup we’ve had in years. Last years mega meeting of the top offense vs the top defense turned out to be a huge dud (unless you were a Seahawks fan) so fortunately there are always other ways to keep entertained during the game and we’ve got one for you now. We’re introducing this completely unofficial but insanely awesome Superbowl XLIX (49) Drinking Game. It’s pretty easy to follow along and you can pick your poison whether it’s beer, hard liquor, wine, or even if you prefer (but I wouldn’t) you can use wine coolers. Just be sure to have fun, drink responsibly, and don’t make an ass out of yourself especially if you’re at someone ELSE’s party.

Ready, Set, Go: For added fun apply these to Pre-game or Half time and watch it really get crazy…

Sips…

Take a SIP anytime someone mentions DeflateGate

Take a SIP anytime someone says the words Beastmode

Take a SIP anytime someone references “The 12th Man”

Take a SIP anytime someone mentioned Tom Brady’s been in 6 Super Bowls

Take a SIP anytime Roger Goodell is Mentioned

Take a SIP anytime a guy is mentioned as having a “High Motor”

Take a SIP for every GoDaddy Commercial

Take a SIP for every Coca Cola commercial

Take a SIP after any commercial NOONE in the room found funny (but was intended to be)

Shots…

Take a SHOT anytime the camera man gets a shot of ANY family/relatives of Tom Brady or Russell Wilson (ex: Parents, Giselle, etc.)

Take a SHOT if Marshawn Lynch Grabs his Crotch.

Take a SHOT anytime Either team scores on DEFENSE

Take a SHOT anytime Russell Wilsons height is mentioned.

Take a SHOT anytime Peyton Manning is referenced (watch, it will happen!)

Take a SHOT if Manning or Brady “Passing the torch” is mentioned.

Take a SHOT anytime a close-up of Roger Goodell at the game is shown.

Take a SHOT anytime Tom Brady is compared to a Hall of Fame QB (ex: Montana, Bradshaw)

Take a SHOT anytime someone in the rooms says Tom Brady/Russell Wilson are overrated.

Take a SHOT anytime Katy Perry is mentioned

Finish your Drink…

Finish your drink anytime either Team Scores on OFFENSE (New Drive, New Drink!)

Finish your drink if Richard Sherman catches an INTERCEPTION

Finish your drink if Rob Gronkowski Catches a TOUCHDOWN

Finish your drink if the Puppy Bowl is mentioned.

Finish your drink if the team you wanted to win, wins the game!

The End…

There’s always room for improvement, feel free to add or subtract some of these from your drinking game to make it fit how you want the party to go. Have fun.

Cheers!

 

Alex is a full time consultant with 10+ years experience in the wine & spirits + consumer packaged goods industries. He is not a professional bartender, but is BarSmarts certified and makes a mean caipirinha. When not writing, Alex can be found traveling, spending time with his family, or bar hopping.

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