Boobs and Booze: G Spirits Pours Alcohol Over Naked Models

…..Let’s be honest, sex and alcohol go together like peanut butter and jelly. One usually leads to the other, so it’s no surprise that companies in ALL industries have used the “sex sells” approach to advertising, marketing, and sales. Particularly in the alcohol industry sex is used more often then not to sell a product with the belief that most alcohol is consumed at or in places where people are looking for attention from the opposite sex. So it should come as no surprise that one company has taken it one step further in the marketing of their spirits.

I guess it’s only appropriate that during Breast Cancer Awareness month, we feature this; A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising it’s valued customers that “every drop” of it’s Whisky, Rum, and Vodka products has been poured on the naked breasts of a beautiful, willing model. That’s right, G Spirits are “filtered” through the breasts of Alexa Varga  – Whiskey (2012 Hungarian Playboy Playmate), Amina Malakona’s – Rum, and Evelin Aubert – Vodka. We wish we could show you more promotional photos but they we actually had to crop the one above as the one’s on their website are NSFW. If you WOULD like to see those UNCENSORED photos then feel free to here, here, and here. Now i’m sure some of us have experienced the taste of alcohol off a woman’s breast (or other things), but how many of us have been smart enough to bottle it and sell it?  I’m sure you’re asking yourself, how much does this cost and how do we know it’s legitimate. Well, you can check out this behind-the-scenes-video showing how the process works. When asked how the spirits are collected, their FAQ section had this to say;

“We have a special basin made out of glass. After the liquor is poured over the breasts, it runs directly into the basin. You can see this process in our ‘making of’ video at 4:21min. Afterwards the spirit gets analyzed in a laboratory then it’s bottled.”

 In addition, each bottle comes with it’s own certificate of authenticity, how does that sound for proof? As far as price, it isn’t exactly cheap to taste alcohol poured of the breasts of naked hot models. For 139 euros (around $180 plus shipping) you can land yourself a bottle of their whiskey, a product of Ms. Vargas “hard work”. For a little bit less, around  $165, you can get your hands on a bottle of their rum, and for the thriftiest of them all, their Vodka you would be spending about $153. I say approximately because their listed values are in Euro, so for those of us here in the states you can do the math.

We don’t have any specific recipes in mind yet, mostly because we have not yet sampled the products but I’m sure it’s safe to say the Buttery Nipple, and the idea of “body shots” will take on a whole new life with these products. Sorry couldn’t contain myself.

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Photos courtesy of Gspirits.com. For more informtation on their products and how you can purchase it, feel free to visit their website by clicking here.